February 2012
Crisis averted.
THE EYES ARE STILL THERE FUCK MY DREAMS ARE GOING TO BE VIOLATED TONIGHT. MAYBE I CAN COUNTERACT IT WITH THESE .GIFS.
what the hell since when did the <big> thing stop working GOOD LORD THIS THING IS WORSE THAN HERPES. IT WON’T FUCKING LEAVE.
Just… a little… more…
HEY YOU, .GIF, YOU NEED TO GTFO.
There’s a creepy .gif on my dashboard and I want it to go away but nobody is posting anything so it looks like I have to take matters into my own hands.
Tbh I didn’t notice the new icons. When I saw all the posts about them, I wanted to scroll back up to see if it was true, but I was too lazy and didn’t want to lose my place so I didn’t but now I did and I guess it was true.
The end.
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So I saw this last night
and before I could even process what I was doing
I made this
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do you ever see someone and think oh my god i would like to be responsible for your next orgasm
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achyllesthewarrior:
some people might say “eww butt chins. who wants to have an ass complete with crack and cheeks on the bottom of their face?” and to those people i say “shut up you have hurt my feelings and also i am beautiful and my chin rocks and your whole face is a butt so there.” so basically be proud of who you are.
someone: we need an idea for Hot Topic t-shirts
someone else: how about charlie the unicorn
someone: that is old as fuck no one care about THAT shit anymore,,,
someone else: what about edgy emo tees????
someone: no.... thats too obvious......
genius: IVE GOT IT
genius: WE TAKE 'GIR' FROM INVADER ZIM
genius: AND PUT HIM ON A T-SHIRT
someone: but we've already done that like a hundred times
genius: WAIT LET ME FINISH
genius: WE TAKE 'GIR' FROM INVADER ZIM......
genius: AND PUT HIM ON A T-SHIRT
genius: WITH "U MAD?" WRITTEN UNDER IT IN ALL CAPS WITH BIG BLUE LETTERS
the conference room is quiet
everyone stares in awe at the genius
someone begins to stand up and clap
the others begin to stand up and clap as well until the room is roaring with loud clapping sounds
someone: its PERFECT
everyone starts crying at the sheer beauty
one million shirts are manufactured and shipped to hot topic stores across the globe
hot topic sales go up 100% that week
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mjolkk:
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
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“I want someone who will be monogamous and nice to his mother. And I want someone...”
– Liz Lemon, 30 Rock (via blazeoflight)
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slapmyface replied to your post: slapmyface answered your question: GPOY:… RED RED…
You mean, why the hell are you suddenly aiming to be SUTEKI deeehhhsssssuuu? I was aiming more for the red tips or modest streaks variety, but you can pull off having a flaring red or dim blooded hair very nicely—- piercings—-erm hmmmm hrmph. MARJ.
I was thinking going full on, like, Rihanna red, but now...
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slapmyface answered your question: GPOY:…
RED RED RED RED RED. DDDOOOO EEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT (o*゜∇゜)o!!!! Awesome cut, by the way.
You really think so? Well, I just got like $50, so I might as well do it while I have the money. Also thinking about piercing my ears… WHY THE HELL AM I SO INDECISIVE?
textposter:
Umm if being prengant sucks so much maybe you shoudlnt wait 9 months to have the baby ?
