December 2011
Happy New Year from Guam!
I am determined to fill this year with much more singing and dancing than any year has ever been before!
There was this cute boy at work today
and I didn’t find him completely objectionable to talk to, but then he said something about “his chick”, and I was like
CALL YOUR GIRLFRIEND, IT’S TIME YOU HAD THE TALK
but then I found out he was 17 and still a sophomore and I backed off real quick…
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That awkward moment when you fall in love with a...
damnthatswhatshesaid:
While moving furniture
Boss: No, no! It's fucking crooked! You are terrible at doing this straight.
Me: Oh, you have no idea.
Set Fire to the Rain
“A ship is safe in harbor, but that’s not what ships are for.”
– William G.T. Shedd (via paper-travels)
numbsex:
My boyfriend does this adorable thing where he doesn’t exist
My Boss's Niece: Oh, is that a NOH8 bracelet? I've seen those on Tumblr. Do you have a Tumblr?
Me: Oh... uhh... yeah...
Her: Oh really? That's so cool. Do you follow Tumblr famous people on there? You should follow me. Omg do you follow jamjars he's so cute i love reblogging pictures of cats omg
Me: Can I shoot myself now or?
Flo from the Progressive commercials is my spirit...
thedukeoflions:
God I hate misogynists they’re nearly as bad as women
