February 2011
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achylliesthewarrior replied to your photo FUCK YOU FOR PUTTING THIS UP HERE AGAIN. I CAME ON TUMBLR TO UNWIND AND THIS IS WHAT I SEE?!? WHAT KIND OF FRIEND ARE YOU?!?!?!?! Hey everyone, you should go to http://achylliesthewarrior.tumblr.com/ask and leave her messages consisting solely of the word “steampunk”. She will love you forever, and willfully marry the first person who...
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Me on Tumblr:
*scroll scroll scroll* HAHAHA OMG I MUST SHARE THIS WITH THE WORLD *accidentally clicks the link in a failed attempt to right click* DAMMIT I JUST LOST MY PLACE ON MY DASH. FUCK THE WORLD.
Jan 31st
achyllesthewarrior asked: If you had to choose between eating one item forever would it be cheeseburgers or oranges?

Why don't you watch "Desperate Housewives" or "Grey's Anatomy"?

I'm gonna start calling you Anthony because you lied to me and told me that was your name. Okay? What's up Anthony Joseph?
Jan 31st
Reblog if you thought the lyrics to the song "I'm...
simplisticintricacy: followmeunder: catastrofuck: com3dy: smokemeimdope-: when the lyrics really are: “I’m blue if I was green I would die, if I was green I would die, if I was green I would die” I DECLARE SHENANIGANS.
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OMG NEW FOLLOWER
I now have a multiple of 5 again!!! Thankz guise!
Jan 31st
~LOOKBOOK SPAM IS OVER~
Most of the guys’ clothes on there were obviously meant for women… either that or they were utterly horrendous. If I wanted to look at ugly dresses, I could just go to Sears.com or something.
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I absolutely detest online shopping
I need to be able to feel something and see it in real life before I want to buy it. Also, 90% of stores won’t ship to Guam because it is completely fictitious. According to them, it is not a real place.
Jan 30th
GUYS
HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT GUYS I JUST NEED- GUYS, ARE YOU LISTENING? I NEED ONE MORE FOLLOWER GUYS ONE MORE SO I CAN HAVE A MULTIPLE OF FIVE C’MON GUYS
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I just had to explain what "UNF" and "Forever...
My life is pathetic.
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When your mum shouts ''I need to talk to you'' and...
-everyrosehasitsthorn:
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I have decided
I am just going to learn to live alone gracefully. I will master the art of eating and doing other various activities solo.
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WHO CARES IF YOU'RE SINGLE ON VALENTINES DAY!
dreamongood: A special day to do cute stuff with your significant other? Yes, only on February 14th you are allowed to do such things, after that, never again. Oh please, that cute shit should be happening any day you want. And if you’re alone, I assure you that not every single damn couple out there is going to go out and take over the world by doing cute stuff together in front of your...
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My Loneliness Is Killing Me
I seriously cannot understand how hermits can do this. I am fucking sick and tired of being such a recluse. I need a friend within my physical vicinity that I can talk to and just hang out with in general. I didn’t realize how much I thrived on social interaction, but I cannot go without it much longer. I thought that being alone like this would allow me to invest my time in something more...
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So I bought two books to pass the time:
“The Catcher in the Rye” by JD Salinger and “Super Sad True Love Story” by Gary Shteyngart. I have begun to read the latter. Its social satire is hilarious, but the explicit descriptions of old-people sex are upsetting… : \
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Reblog if you have met someone online that you...
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